"Can anyone smell burning".

So we are driving through this tunnel in Hamburg when someone go's "whats that smell". A split second later the van is filling with thick black acrid smoke. The van was swerved into the side of this fucking tyne tunnel thing and we are piling out left right and centre. I was last out cos I was pissed on Bacardi and bloated from the rum soaked ball of half digested cheese puffs swilling about in the pit of my stomach.

The entire electrical system was charred out and the van had to be towed out of the underpass tunnel thing. I finished my bacardi and was ill while everyone else went to loads of flesh pots and beer dens in the Reeperbahn.