... and this is my dearest friend Leechy, sawing bits of wood for the stage we built at one end of the old assembly hall.

I say sawing wood, what I actually mean is casing the joint. This charmer hung around the place for weeks, helping out, attending meetings, being nice etc He then stole my Bass, my bass amp, (the only one I EVER owned in 25 years of playng bass, Dave Irwins guitar, and then sold them up Hylton Road. Probably for the price of a couple of beannie lots, the fat bastard.