scab 11

For Folks Sake

Hello to all you crazy kidz out there looking for a new direction. Why not nip along to your local folk club? Now I know what your thinking, “I’m not going to see a set of boring old farts standing on a stage with arran pullovers trying to get the treacle out of their ears while singing “I am the wild rover” and drinking real ale until they fall over and everyone claps politely”. Well, if that’s what you think, you’d be in for a shock. Because all manner of people frequent folk clubs and nere a pullover in sight. The folk comedians on the s/land scene provide excellent nights out, they being ying tong john, a f???ing lunatic, and Mick Elliot. The main clubs are Belford House every Thursday, and the Royalty every Wednesday. And remember, The Who started as a folk group (?) and as Lemmy from Motorheed said, “Oh yeah, folk…..yeah”

Toy Dolls Continued…

Bob: aye, but the budgies union put the block on.
Would you ever play any political benefit gigs?
Olgar: Na, we don’t stand for anything
Bob: we might play some deardrie Langton gigs
On a more serious note, when did y’stop shiting yourselves?
Olgar: This afternoon, but im still pissin mesell
Bob: I haven’t shit mesell since I was 3
Will you bur a copy of Scab Dips when it comes out?
Olgar: Eh?
Bob: Na, fuck off.

And guess what, I did.