Thats Harry Newts there, watching the front of stage. Harry was on the door for us most gigs, with his brother Steve. He would often wear a long trench coat with nowt on underneath. He would then flash at unsuspecting punters after they had paid their 50p. He got up on stage once during a performance by some anarcho feminist band, can't remember who, and got his kit off. I think he dangled Alby Crosby out of the top window once. Or that might have been his brother. Steve Newts had a big alsatian called seig. He had it trained so that all he had to do was point at you and it would run full pelt with its teeth bared, slavering and snarling and ready to rip your wind pipe out. It would get to within inches and he would shout "DOWN!". It would then drop onto its belly and wag its tail,leaving its victim a slobbering wreck.

He still has its skull.